Meme Break

I was going to write a nice piece on why I love San Francisco, then I got distracted by work, and then I got distracted by this meme, so here we are.

Snagged from Paul

Place an X beside the item that applies to you, and add them up. The sum will be your supposed mental age.

[] I know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] I keep track of dates using a calendar….
[x] own more than one credit card….
[] I know how to change the oil in my car.
[x] I can do my own laundry.
[x] I vote every election.
[] I can cook for myself.
[] I think politics are exciting.
[] I balance my checkbook.

TOTAL = 4

[x] I show up for school/college/work every day early.
[x] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.
[] I’ve never gotten a detention.
[x] I have never smoked a cigarette.
[] I have never gotten completely trashed.
[] I have forgotten my own birthday at least once.
[x] I like to take walks by myself.
[x] I watch talk shows.
[x] I know what “credibility” means without looking it up.
[x] I drink coffee at least once a week.

TOTAL SO FAR = 11

[x] I know how to do the dishes.
[x] I can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When I say I’m going to do something I do it.
[x] I can mow the lawn.
[x] I can make adults laugh without being stupid.
[] I remember to water the plants.
[] I study only when I have to.
[x] I pay attention at work.
[x] I remember to feed my pets/child.

TOTAL SO FAR = 18

[x] I can spell “experience” without looking it up.
[x] I work out on a regular basis.
[x] I clean up my own mess.
[x] The people at Starbucks know me by name.
[] My favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] I have gained weight since high school.
[] The first thing I do when I wake up is get caffeine.
[] I can go to the store without getting something I don’t need.
[] I understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] I can type quickly.

TOTAL SO FAR = 24

[] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
[] My only friends are from my place of employment.
[] I have been to a tupperware party.
[x] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[x] I have more bills than I can pay.
[x] Almost all my friends are older than I am.
[x] I can say no to staying out all night.
[x] I use the internet every day.
[] My wardrobe hasn’t changed in a while.
[x] i can read a book and actually finish it.

GRAND TOTAL = 30

Oh darn, I’m too old for my age 😉

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